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sadqueerpunk:

endlesssorcererushiromiya:

sadqueerpunk:

i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.

I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.

you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud

After the Bridge: The Full Story (Jem/Tessa)

cassandraclare:

hi Cassie! idk if you’ve noticed, but I think you’ve invoked a small (and quite entertaining) url revolution. — hornyjem

I did. I am very proud. :)

This is the full story of After the Bridge, a tale for those who might have wondered what Tessa and Jem did after they met on Blackfriars Bridge in the epilogue of Clockwork Princess. If you’ve been waiting to read it until it was done, it is now done.

Those who do not like Tessa&Jem together or Jessa sexytimes probably should skip this. (You will not miss anything that will affect your understanding of later books.) Those who like that sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.

After the Bridge alternates POV between Jem and Tessa. This is Part Five, the full story. As this is one short story and not chaptered, each post will contain the whole story from the beginning up to the point where that part ends so that new readers or readers who don’t remember what happened won’t have to hunt down the previous post(s.)

AFTER THE BRIDGE : Now with (sexy) art by Cassandra Jean! 

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lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

Men's Rights Activists: THIS IS NOT FAIR. MEN HAVE PROBLEMS TOO.
Black Men: We're constantly demonized by mainstream media and are targets of police brutality.
Gay Men: We face discrimination and hatred and are denied marriage and job security.
Trans Men: We are outcasts and are denied medical care, our lives are constantly under threat and our gender is always under scrutiny and policed by others.
Men's Rights Activist: ....
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Men's Right Activist: Y-Yeah, but... a Feminist was mean to me...
luzzbightyear:

THANKS MOM. EXACTLY WHAT I NEED FOR COLLEGE

luzzbightyear:

THANKS MOM. EXACTLY WHAT I NEED FOR COLLEGE

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

joachimmurat:

I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.

He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.

wigglytuffer:

when your friend is in an argument and says a good comeback and you’re behind them like

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castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

allmydreamsaregone:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

texting white boys honestly 

dancing-betta:

calamityeggplant:

iloveherthatwomanin12b:

mamarenren:

She’s 50 years old
She’s older than both Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo.
and she does all her own stunts


AND she’s the voice of Mulan

Her name is Ming-Na Wen and she’s the best <3

Damn!

dancing-betta:

calamityeggplant:

iloveherthatwomanin12b:

mamarenren:

She’s 50 years old

She’s older than both Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo.

and she does all her own stunts

image

AND she’s the voice of Mulan

Her name is Ming-Na Wen and she’s the best <3

Damn!

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

officialunitedstates:

dorkintheflask:

officialunitedstates:

reblog if you’ve been known to tell a joke once in a while

Knock knock

xD that is my favorite one

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