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KNIGHT OF LIFE



duotheist:

lipstick covered magnet, the front bottoms

duotheist:

lipstick covered magnet, the front bottoms

vilicity:

Posted this before but I’m gonna repost it goddammit

vilicity:

Posted this before but I’m gonna repost it goddammit

nitrogen:

(18+)
"We quickly located a firefighter costume for boys, complete with a bright red jacket, a traditional helmet and an axe. The girls’ version, on the other hand, is a skin-tight, short, shiny dress that’s surely flammable. It includes a fascinator (in lieu of a helmet) never before seen on a real firefighter.

The model on the package, who looks to be about the same age as my daughter, completes the outfit with heeled, calf-high boots — not ideal for running into burning buildings, or trick-or-treating for that matter. The costume is for children four to six and it’s one of several provocative costumes for the age group.

Even the pumpkin costume for preschoolers is sexy: it’s sleeveless and features a black bodice with an orange ribbon that laces up the front like a corset. I found the girls’ firefighter and the police officer costumes the most offensive, as they hung on the rack in stark contrast to the boys’ versions.

What kind of message do these costumes send to our girls? While the boys have costumes that look like the real thing, girls are expected to dress up in spoof ensembles, thus suggesting they can’t, or shouldn’t, do the real job. The costumes are not only “sexy,” they’re also sexist." -

Halloween Costumes Are Sexualizing Our Youngest Trick-Or-Treaters

(via fucknosexistcostumes)

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

a haiku about cats

jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:

you are cute but please
stop stepping on my organs
ow that was my boob

wsabe:

do you really like this specific person but the whole universe says “nah son go find another”

aperturemurder:

I’ve watched this vine like 50 times now,

rollingpenny:

fenrir-kin:

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

took me a second to get it

angelsreign:

kaanayamaaryam:

spookyky:

kawaii-spoopy-neigh:

johnegberection:

strawberrrylips:

neveranythingbettertodo:

condom:

zamyonce:

fancyqueef:

gnumblr:

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I didn’t wanna fall in love, not at all. But at some point you smiled, and, holy shit, I blew it

" - (via ibelieveinsuperman)

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

viciouscunt:

weed-plnts:

supramitch:

The car enthusiast, who is a member of the U.S. Military, hated the car’s silver color. One evening, he let his wife doodle on a few scratches on the bumper, and when the sun came up and he saw her stunningly intricate and elegant drawings, they knew they had to forge on. While he worked on tuning the insides, she drew on the car.

After roughly 100 hours of work and several clear coats to protect the design, they had an impressively beautiful car that they had tuned up as a team! (x)

i swear i saw this like YEARS ago, why did it only resurface now ? 

woahhhhhh hope he never sells that car

This is adorable and awesome

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